I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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