This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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