also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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