just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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