It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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