I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Randomize
