butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
now i know why i became what i already was.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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