I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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