is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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