awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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