Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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