The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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