with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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