New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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