is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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