school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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