they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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