do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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