question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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