I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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