Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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