brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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