its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
