Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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