that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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