i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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