I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
She even gives head with a lisp.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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