ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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