Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
