i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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