But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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