Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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