what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
