Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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