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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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