on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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