Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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