accomplished twins. life is a go
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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