i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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