let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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