her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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