I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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