billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
