May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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