Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
