Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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