The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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