If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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