He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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