I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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